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Brain Smasher... A Love Story (1993)

A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

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Brian B 18 Feb 2009

This is the last relevant thing that Clay ever did. There were some very funny scenes in this.

Jeff V 30 Jun 2010

Mildly amusing 'chase' tale of monks chasing a supermodel and a bouncer through Portland to obtain a flower whose ingestion will imbue one with 'ultimate power'. A little bit of "don't judge a book by its cover". I thoroughly dislike Andrew Dice Clay, so I guess I must like Teri Hatcher a lot. This film has what may be the worst soundtrack of all-time.

Kelly C 14 Feb 2013

We are not ninjas! This movie, unsurprisingly, makes no sense, but it has some truly hilarious moments. These masked evil monks want to eat a flower, and are really violent with some innocent musicians, so Teri Hatcher enlists the protection of Andrew Dice Clay. The whole crew crashes through a dozen or so balsa wood doors, and there are a couple pretty intense walking chase battles. The film also features "Queen Kong" in the memorable role of Bertha. I don't know how this obtained financing, crew, or actors, but I'm reasonably glad it did.

Justin M 04 Oct 2007

It is pretty fun. Andrew Dice Clay is an idiot.

Dean M 18 Dec 2007

Quite good action-comedy with Andrew Dice Clay as a nightclub bouncer kicking monks' (known as villians) asses. First time I ever saw Clay made his action sequences without weapons since The Adventures of Fair Fairlane